fic: How Jared and CM2 met... inspired by an ad ;)

So, I was chatting with my friend, priceless_pixie, when she linked me to a hilarious Craig's List Ad. She told me to tell her who it sounded like, and there was no question. I mean, really, it's like every Chad ever written in a fic was meshed together and wrote that ad. So, of course, I had to write something for it. Please enjoy. <3 _{You should totally read the ad before you read this little snippet, it'll make way more sense...}

( Randomness this way ;) )